loleta
ܔْށحكومة المنتديܔْށ مساهماتي : 2486 عمري : 32 نوعي : الكليه/العمل : طالبة الهوايه : القراءة تاريخ التسجيل : 22/11/2008 نقاط : 2013
| موضوع: funny story ......fish &cat الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 4:42 pm | |
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Fish and Cat Story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet
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Celine~Dion
مساهماتي : 21 عمري : 34 نوعي : الكليه/العمل : التجاره الهوايه : الكمبيوتر والنت وبس تاريخ التسجيل : 14/09/2009 نقاط : 47
| موضوع: رد: funny story ......fish &cat الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 5:17 pm | |
| Really good funny story! but we need tom and jerry stories | |
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loleta
ܔْށحكومة المنتديܔْށ مساهماتي : 2486 عمري : 32 نوعي : الكليه/العمل : طالبة الهوايه : القراءة تاريخ التسجيل : 22/11/2008 نقاط : 2013
| موضوع: رد: funny story ......fish &cat الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| thanks a lot for your replay
and about tom & jerry i will try but not sure
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Celine~Dion
مساهماتي : 21 عمري : 34 نوعي : الكليه/العمل : التجاره الهوايه : الكمبيوتر والنت وبس تاريخ التسجيل : 14/09/2009 نقاط : 47
| موضوع: رد: funny story ......fish &cat الأربعاء سبتمبر 16, 2009 7:52 pm | |
| well trying to do but you must say god willing | |
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loleta
ܔْށحكومة المنتديܔْށ مساهماتي : 2486 عمري : 32 نوعي : الكليه/العمل : طالبة الهوايه : القراءة تاريخ التسجيل : 22/11/2008 نقاط : 2013
| موضوع: رد: funny story ......fish &cat الأربعاء سبتمبر 16, 2009 8:22 pm | |
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